Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
the other version
HAPPY EARTH DAY!
2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:
Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.
SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO
Sounds like she may be getting her own TV show. http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/news/a564491/abc-eyeing-agents-of-shield-renewal-agent-carter-tv-series.html#~oBE9Ncgb9cYvvk